How To Satisfy A Woman Everytime...

 

Lick, paw, oogle, caress, praise, pamper, savor, relish, massage, empathize,

serenade, compliment, support, dig, floralize, feed, laminate, tantalize, bathe,

humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, bark, purr, hug, baste,

marinate, coddle, excite, pacify, tatoo, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,

nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, sacrifice, forgive, ply, accessorize, leave,

return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, tunnel, crawl, show

equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave,

trust, dip, twirl, dive, grovel, ignore, defend, milk, coax, clothe, straddle,

melt, brag, acquiesce, aromate, prevail, super collide, fuse, fizz, rationalize,

detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, redi-whip,

embrace, delouse, butter-up, accept, hear, understand, jitterbug, mosh,

locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, hold her hair while she's

puking in the toilet, nurse, resusitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect,

entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, do a nickel in Attica for, dream of,

promise, exceed, deliver, tease, flirt, enlist, torch, pine, wheedle, cajole,

angelicize, murmer, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, alleviate, spotweld,

serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, nibble, taste, gratify, take her to Funkytown,

scuttle like a crab on the ocean-floor of her existence, diddle-doddle, hokey-

pokey, hanky-panky, crystal-blue pursuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die,

sling, slip, slide, slather, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-

dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelitinize,

brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, indulge, wow, dazzle,

amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back Jack, and do

it again!